hindi comedy drama script pdf based on college in hindi

[Ahmad]

Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir you hardly need any introduction, you have made all of us proud by your distinguished work in numerous capacities. You are one of the most celebrated foreign services dignitary . Guests of Honour : Mr Dexter Kennedy, the Pro-Vice Chairman of the School, the man of distinct vision and a fountainhead of illuminating ideas, an idol of knowledge and experience and inspiration to all of us. Mr Vipin Kumar, who is .( add yourself)

Anchor-1: Now, we will have our traditional auspicious LAMP-LIGHTENING ceremony as a tribute to Mother Saraswati, the Godess of knowledge. (Mother, we pray for your blessings with all humility give us wisdom to make this world a better place. May all human beings live in harmony with nature and other forms of life. May the truth prevail. May the darkness of ignorance be swept away by the dawn of self-realization.)that the by our honourable Chief Guest His Highness Mr Biren Nanda
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LAMP-LIGHTENING

Anchor-2 : Next, I would like to call upon our respected Principal, the sculptor of human character, a seasoned scholar and navigator of this flagship of knowledge -- to present a brief agenda and give the school presentation.


PRESENTATION

Anchor-1: Without taking much of your time, permit us to start the programme. __ do you feel some turbulence around here ?

Anchor-2: Yes, I do the heart beats have gone up and everyone is eager to sink into the depth of music, song, lights and joy. Well, here you are. Today, we will have rainbow of cultural programmes prepared under the able stewardship of our teachers.


First, there will be a FAN DANCE by kids from grade 6 To 8 (This dance is performed with one or more fans and has a Japanese/Korean Origin. It involves various movements, figures and mesmerizing formations which engrosses its audience to the core.)

DANCE
Anchor-1: That was indeed a lovely performance. How captivating ! poetry of footsteps !! A blend of cosmic tune and divine music !.

Anchor-2: Now HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR another dance performance CANDLE DANCE which perhaps is one of the oldest dance forms of the world. It hearkens back not just centuries but aeons ago. Dancing with flames bring us to a more elemental and archetypical state of mind. This mesmerizing, powerful and alluring candle dance performance requires full body integration.

PERFORMANCE

Anchor-1: I still feel like lost in those melody dipped music notes. ( Anchor-2) Well, come back now. Let s have a change.
Anchor-2: OK, what is next ?
Anchor-1: Wait, wait don t step over the clock ! Come with me to the theatre of life . Now kids of grade 2 to 6 will fetch us centuries back . Yes, behold - we now present a drama PIPED PIPER OF HAMELIN which will be performed by. It is a legend about the abductance of many children from the town of Haemlin, Germany. It is a high-level costume drama.

DRAMA
Anchor-2: Do you know the magic of ankle bells ?
Anchor-1: Magic !
Yes, magic and music both. Here comes a scintillating dance performance which is a BALLET. Its a formalized type of dance performance which is highly technical with its own vocabulary.
Anchor-2: Really ?

Anchor-1: Yes, A blend of meticulous Pointe work, flowing and precise, weightless acrobatic movements.


Anchor-2: Wow ! incredible. The young dancers really held everyone captive. An essay on creativity. Firework of rapid moving steps. Awesome !
Anchor-1: Don t you think kids are more creative than the grown ups.
Anchor-2: How do you mean ?
Anchor-1: I mean the kids are more talented.
Anchor-2: Can you wait a moment.
Anchor-1: What is up?
Anchor-2: Surprise. Suspense. Action. Emotion.
Anchor-1: Come on, what is this puzzle ?
Anchor-2: Now our seniors are going g to unleash a breathtaking stage performance a one-act play FRIENDSHIP FOREVER.
Anchor-1: Here you are.

PERFORMANCE

Anchor-2: Now it is time we acknowledged the talent of our brimming buddies- prize distribution ceremony and annual day report, I request Principle Sir to announce the names of the winners and our hon ble Chief Guest Mr. Biren Nanda to give away the prizes.


Anchor-1: Now I would like to call upon Mr Dexter Kennedy to present the Vote of Thanks

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artists- 10 ladies - VIMLA, KAMLA, ALKA, SAVITA, NISHI, BABITA, MAMTA, SANGITA, SONAM,HEMA

VIMLA - 'aj kal yeh diabetes bahat bar gaya hai'.

KAMLA - 'han. aur pata hai ke jada taur diabetes ke marij yahan humare desh me hi rahte hain.'

VIMLA -- 'asal me humara life style hi aisa hai ke logon ko diabetes lag jate hain.'

ALKA -- 'suruad me toh pata hi nahi chalta ke diabetes hua hai. nahi toh yeh bimari itni khatarnak bhi nahi hai,ke log dar jayen.'

SAVITA-- 'bat toh bilkul sahi hay. aur is mamle me mujhe kuch baten aaplogon ko btana bhi hai.'

SABLOG EK SATH-- 'keya?'

SAVITA-- 'aj subha ko main Dr. jain ke hospital me gayithi. ohna, unse bat karne ke baad jaise hi main chamber se nikli, mujhe kuch dikhai diya. '

SAB LOG EK SATH-- 'keya?'

loc- doctor's chamber

artists- SAVITA, RIMA, SUSHMA,4 boys

SAVITA --(in back ground) 'chamber me kuch log baithe hue thhe. ek chair khali tha. log apas me bat chit kar rahe thhe. achanak ek larki salwar suit pahen ke ati hai aur us khali chair me dharam se baith jati hai. toh,ush ke bagal me baithi hui ek mahenge saree aur gahene paheni hui aurat yeh dekh ke ush se puchhti hay'

SUSHMA- 'keya hua? tum toh jaise chair pe gir gayi. keya bat hai? tumhara tabiyat toh thikk hai na? '

RIMA(the first girl) -- 'kaise bebakufon jaise bat karti hai aap! agar mera tabiyat thikk raheta,kharab nahi hota, toh keya main yaha ati is doctor ke chamber me?'

SUSHMA (the second lady)-- (thora gala saf karke) 'I am sorry. par tumhe hua keya hay beta? hum e batao gi nahi? ho sakta hay ke hum sab kisi tarah se tumhari koi madat kar sake!' (oh sab ki taraf muh mor ke dekhti hai. sab log ek dusre ke muh takte hain aur sar hilake han bolte hain.)

RIMA- (aap ne sar pe hath rakh ke) mera sar aksar chakra jata hai. sayed mujhe diabetes ho gaya hai. ab main nahi bachungi. mar jaungi.'(Oh roti hai aur rumal se aapna nak pouchti hai.)

SUSHMA- (haske Rima ke sar pe hath rakh ti hai) 'tumhe kisne kaha ke tumhe diabetes hai? aur agar hai bhi toh tum marogi kiyon? tumhe malum hai,huma re ghar me hum ne pura ulta case dekha hai.'

RIMA- 'oh kaise? bataiye jara.'

(SAVITA ake unke pas khari ho gayi).

loc- a living room

artists- mehenge saree me ek SHETHANI, aur SUSHMA, dhoti, kurte me ek SHETH.

shetani chair pe baith ke gana ga rahi hai 'bareli ke bazar me jhumka gira re.' aur lipstick laga rahi hai. SUSHMA hath me ek chamach aur dawai ki shish le kar ati hai.

SUSHMA-- 'maji, aap ke dawai lene ke time ho gaye hain. main layi hun. lijiye,pi lijiye.'

SHETHANI-- 'tu lai hai dawai? la chal pila de.'(SUSHMA ushe dawai pila deti hai.) 'bahu, tu kitna khayal rakhti hai aapne shash ka. itna khayal toh koi beti bhi aapni ma ki nahi rakhti hogi. '

SUSHMA- 'aap ke shiba mere is duniya me aur hai hi kaun? aap aur babu ji toh mere liye ma,bap se bhi barkar ho.'(oh jhuk ke Shethani ke charan chuti hai.) (STRAT SONG- 'MA BAP KO NA BHULNA)'

SETHANI-- 'arre, meri bachhi'.(dono gale milte hain.) (Seth kamre me dakhil hota hai aur gir ne wala hota hai.SUSHMA ushe pakar leti hai aur chair pe baitha deti hai.

SUSHMA- 'keya hua babu ji?'

SETH--'pata nahi bahu. achanak sar chakra gaya.'

SETHANI- 'tum he bad hajmi ho gayi hai. aj tumhara rat ka khana bandh.'(phir se lipsick lagane lagti hai)

SETH-- 'bahu,is se puch toh jara,mera khana iske maike se ata hai keya?'

SETHANI-- 'khabardar,mere maike ke bareme kuch bhi vala bura kaha toh. mujh se bura koi nahi hoga,samajh gaye.'

[adwaida.r]

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[initlinux]

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: "mastane jindgi banane "
2
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r: majak kar raha hu kapdae na
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: "mastane jindgi banane "
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[44mahesh]

I want a funny skit please help me..it is necessary for my college function ..script must consists of 6 members ..it should be as much funny as people use to appreciate us a lot

[haris.mace]

please send drama script.. as I works as drama teacher in school in jodhpur. I am in need of such scripts. thanks. my email.. [email protected]

[san_mad_cool]

Plz help me single person comedy is needed because senior wants that i will perform in fresher's party in college plz