10-04-2017, 07:49 PM
How to kill a Lion in media style
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Times of India
Hire a lion. Give him full rest & make him lazy. Pay him more than his expectation. Never say to do any work upto six months. After six months, tell him that he has now to fulfill the yearly target within six months - otherwise he will be kicked out of the jungle. Lion dies due to fear that if he loose this lazy animals jungle where he will go.
Hindustan Times
Hire a lion. Give him hell a lot of work and pay him lower salary than his politically astute peers. Restructure his job, position, boss, colleagues, designation, department, salary, location every 6 months. Remove all lions above 40 from the organization by giving them VRS. If he kills 2 goats a day, give him target of killing 20 elephants a day, when there are just 10 elephants in the jungle. Lion dies of exhaustion, overkill and restructuring.
Indian Express
Hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 90% he will lose the job. Ask him to extract 60 kg meat out of a 40kg goat. Result? Lion dies of the strain.
Telegraph
Hire the lion. Give him high and next to impossible targets and expect a premature delivery of these targets. If the targets are delivered, clap for him in a townhall and if not delivered, humiliate him regularly. Lion either dies of excitement or starts behaving like Tom Hanks in Terminal