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teachers day anchoring jokes script
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BOTH--A very good afternoon to all of you.

Kavya -I m Kavya

Kapil- and I m Kapil Mahajan

Both- Your host and dost for this afternoon.

Kavya- Before entering into second round, we would like to congratulate you all for your
selections in the second round.

Kapil-This round is called as

BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES
and is sub-divided into three parts:-

Kavya- First part of this round comprises a quiz named
who am I?
in which you will be given
some clues to answer and some
PRINT ADS
to recognize.

Kapil- In second part, one of your team members will be given a product to perform an act on
stage to make the other members guess the product. And name of this round is
STAGE ON
FIRE .

Kavya- In the third part of this round, the teams are required to make story boards of certain
products assigned to them. Before the third part starts, you will be given a fair idea of what a
FREEDOM .
story board is. Name of this round is
CREATIVE

Kapil- So are you ready RE YO U READY?????????????

Kapil- Let s find who am I??? I mean to say let s start
Quiz

Kavya- Now we would like to invite our
quiz master
Pravin Kumar to take this show forward.
2
part.
nd

Kapil- I must say Kavya that the performance of all the teams was wonderful, magnificent even
marvelous.

Kavya-Now we are heading towards second part of this second round which is ST GE ON
FIRE .

Kapil- We would like to brief you all about the rules and regulations of the second part of this
second round.

Kavya- In this part a team member will come here on the floor and he/she has to pick up a chit
from the box and then has to act so that his/her team members can guess the product within
20 seconds.

Kapil- The person who is going to act will be given 5 seconds to think and then he/ she has to
act. The number of seconds you will save that will be assigned as your group score. For e.g.- if
you guess the product in 10 seconds then your group will awarded as 10 marks.

Kavya- Less the number of seconds you will take, more the number of points you will get.

Kapil- You can t ope n your mouth or move your lips

Kavya- can t draw alphabets/numbers in air or through your fingers which resembles any
alphabet.

Kapil- If you are found to violate any of these restrictions, you will be disqualified and shall be
awarded no marks in this round.

Kavya- Kindly decide among yourself within 10 seconds that who would come on the stage for
acting.
(Give 10 seconds for teams to select their representatives)

Kapil- So, let s call the first team s presenter from their team to please come on stage and pick a
chit from the box.
(After the person takes the chit)

Kavya- You have 5 seconds to think and then after the bell, you can start acting with which,
your countdown for marks will start.
Start!!
Time up!! Or Very nice.
Repeat the event wi th every team.

Kapil- Now, the second team representator please come on stage to perform and score.
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3
part
rd

Kavya- Your scores will be announced after the final round Now it s time for third and final part
of this round which is STORY BO RD Let s see what is a story board and what you can do in it.
(Play the story board ppt)

Kapil- Now that you have seen what a story board is, every team has to make a storyboard on a
common product for all teams. The rules and regulations are as follows:

Kavya- All the team members have to jointly make the storyboard.
In this round a product will be given to all the teams and the y will be provided paper
and pencils then they have to prepare a storyboard
The time limit for each team to make it is 20 minutes. No extra time is available.
Any query??? You can ask.
Both- Let us welcome our honorable judge for this round Prof. Anil Kumar.

Kapil- To introduce him briefly, he has done PGDM from IIM Ahamedabad, B. Tech from IIT
Kharagpur). He has 3 decades of corporate experience having worked in top organizations
ranging from manufacturing to software and IT and IT enabled services.
(Stationary will be provided to the teams in between)

Kavya- The product for which you have to make story board is
(Show the product)

Kapil- Your countdown begins now and you have 20 minutes from now.

Time Up!!

Kapil- Friends, now please stop drawing and writing on paper. For those who qualify through
the second round, third round will be held tomorrow on the main stage. Very soon your
composite results will be announced but in the mean while, let s see what s there for you
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artists- 10 ladies - VIMLA, KAMLA, ALKA, SAVITA, NISHI, BABITA, MAMTA, SANGITA, SONAM,HEMA

VIMLA - 'aj kal yeh diabetes bahat bar gaya hai'.

KAMLA - 'han. aur pata hai ke jada taur diabetes ke marij yahan humare desh me hi rahte hain.'

VIMLA -- 'asal me humara life style hi aisa hai ke logon ko diabetes lag jate hain.'

ALKA -- 'suruad me toh pata hi nahi chalta ke diabetes hua hai. nahi toh yeh bimari itni khatarnak bhi nahi hai,ke log dar jayen.'

SAVITA-- 'bat toh bilkul sahi hay. aur is mamle me mujhe kuch baten aaplogon ko btana bhi hai.'

SABLOG EK SATH-- 'keya?'

SAVITA-- 'aj subha ko main Dr. jain ke hospital me gayithi. ohna, unse bat karne ke baad jaise hi main chamber se nikli, mujhe kuch dikhai diya. '

SAB LOG EK SATH-- 'keya?'

loc- doctor's chamber

artists- SAVITA, RIMA, SUSHMA,4 boys

SAVITA --(in back ground) 'chamber me kuch log baithe hue thhe. ek chair khali tha. log apas me bat chit kar rahe thhe. achanak ek larki salwar suit pahen ke ati hai aur us khali chair me dharam se baith jati hai. toh,ush ke bagal me baithi hui ek mahenge saree aur gahene paheni hui aurat yeh dekh ke ush se puchhti hay'

SUSHMA- 'keya hua? tum toh jaise chair pe gir gayi. keya bat hai? tumhara tabiyat toh thikk hai na? '

RIMA(the first girl) -- 'kaise bebakufon jaise bat karti hai aap! agar mera tabiyat thikk raheta,kharab nahi hota, toh keya main yaha ati is doctor ke chamber me?'

SUSHMA (the second lady)-- (thora gala saf karke) 'I am sorry. par tumhe hua keya hay beta? hum e batao gi nahi? ho sakta hay ke hum sab kisi tarah se tumhari koi madat kar sake!' (oh sab ki taraf muh mor ke dekhti hai. sab log ek dusre ke muh takte hain aur sar hilake han bolte hain.)

RIMA- (aap ne sar pe hath rakh ke) mera sar aksar chakra jata hai. sayed mujhe diabetes ho gaya hai. ab main nahi bachungi. mar jaungi.'(Oh roti hai aur rumal se aapna nak pouchti hai.)

SUSHMA- (haske Rima ke sar pe hath rakh ti hai) 'tumhe kisne kaha ke tumhe diabetes hai? aur agar hai bhi toh tum marogi kiyon? tumhe malum hai,huma re ghar me hum ne pura ulta case dekha hai.'

RIMA- 'oh kaise? bataiye jara.'

(SAVITA ake unke pas khari ho gayi).

loc- a living room

artists- mehenge saree me ek SHETHANI, aur SUSHMA, dhoti, kurte me ek SHETH.

shetani chair pe baith ke gana ga rahi hai 'bareli ke bazar me jhumka gira re.' aur lipstick laga rahi hai. SUSHMA hath me ek chamach aur dawai ki shish le kar ati hai.

SUSHMA-- 'maji, aap ke dawai lene ke time ho gaye hain. main layi hun. lijiye,pi lijiye.'

SHETHANI-- 'tu lai hai dawai? la chal pila de.'(SUSHMA ushe dawai pila deti hai.) 'bahu, tu kitna khayal rakhti hai aapne shash ka. itna khayal toh koi beti bhi aapni ma ki nahi rakhti hogi. '

SUSHMA- 'aap ke shiba mere is duniya me aur hai hi kaun? aap aur babu ji toh mere liye ma,bap se bhi barkar ho.'(oh jhuk ke Shethani ke charan chuti hai.) (STRAT SONG- 'MA BAP KO NA BHULNA)'

SETHANI-- 'arre, meri bachhi'.(dono gale milte hain.) (Seth kamre me dakhil hota hai aur gir ne wala hota hai.SUSHMA ushe pakar leti hai aur chair pe baitha deti hai.

SUSHMA- 'keya hua babu ji?'

SETH--'pata nahi bahu. achanak sar chakra gaya.'

SETHANI- 'tum he bad hajmi ho gayi hai. aj tumhara rat ka khana bandh.'(phir se lipsick lagane lagti hai)

SETH-- 'bahu,is se puch toh jara,mera khana iske maike se ata hai keya?'

SETHANI-- 'khabardar,mere maike ke bareme kuch bhi vala bura kaha toh. mujh se bura koi nahi hoga,samajh gaye.'

SETH-- 'bari ayi maike wali. han.'

SUSHMA-- 'lekin babuji,aap ka sar kiyon chakraya?'

SETH-- 'pata nahi bahu,keya ho gaya hai mujhe. aj kal bahat weakness feal karta hun. kabhi kabhi sar bhi chakra jata hai.'

SUSHMA-- 'aap kafi duble ho bhi gaye hain babuji.'
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