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Anchoring tym Jokes Or Conversation Between Two Anchors
Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighne ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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A Fresher Party Welcome Speech

{I wrote this for a friend who wanted a welcome speech. He was a sophomore and the event was a fresher's party in college WRITTEN
sometime in 2003

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behal ....etc

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I had got an opportunity to anchor and host the Fresher's Party at my Management college. This has been the 4th time when this opportunity has been given to me. And there's a different fun in hosting Fresher's Party as the new juniors want to get comfortable with their seniors and adapt with the whole culture of the institution. This day makes them feel that their seniors are their friends and not bullies. A host has to play a friendly role throughout so that they feel homely. I tried my best and I do not know if I was successful or not but wha ....etc

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Hi,

To arrange an awesome fresher party, you need to so following things. I will advice you to make the event up to the trend and fun. Use fresh themes, titles, games and competition. Do not stick to cliche stuff.

Here are list of articles you should check out.

Fresher party in Indian Colleges Complete Guide

Here you will my view on Things to avoid (College Politics), Themes (The Big Bang Theory), Decoration, Party Name (Novato Fiesta) and Invitation card designs.

I have also prepared a non cliche, upbeat anchoring script for you ....etc

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Amrit:
Hey Neha how are you?

Neha:
Hello mrit seeing you after a long time

Amrit:
Yes, we are meeting after a long time so why are you here for?

Neha:
Don t you know we have gathered here for Samanvay?

Amrit:
SAMANVAY!! what is it?

Neha:
Samanvay is the management meet organi zed by ** Institute of
Management. It endeavors to hone the entrepreneurial and managerial ski lls of the
students and offers a plethora of learning to everyone.

Amrit:
okkey that s sound great. so is this a National management Fest?

Neha:
....etc

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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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Good evening everyone
and a very warm welcome to all those new pretty faces.

I feel deeply obliged having the oppurtunity to address our juniors.

You guys are starting for a journey that we just have completed
but life..
life is an endless journey
it has no end , but milestones
definitely yes milestones
And completing your graduation from this college will certainly be a memorable milestone .

So fasten up your shoe laces and buckle up your belts for the journey ahead , because the best part of your life is waiting for you .

I must intro ....etc

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I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go.
Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neanderthal times. Novelty for u ....etc

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