SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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most commonly used birthday wishes are given below

Birthday Messages and Birthday Wishes
send this message to a friend Celebrate your birthday today. Celebrate being Happy every day.

send this message to a friend May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.

send this message to a friend I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you la ....etc

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Start with something that talks about memories, of the beautiful school days or with something that wishes everyone a bright future ahead.

E.g. Lines from the famous song '' hum rahen ya na rahe kal, yaad ayenge ye pal ''. Take the main lines.

In the middle- You can a little about any favorite teacher (not personal, consider the whole class / majority). These are one liners between performances.

Other fillers- A. any highlight of your school life. Or any memory you will never forget.

B. any quote (does not have to be a complex Engli ....etc

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain;
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Gaur Farmaiye:
Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri?
Idhar Toh Aa Ri - Ja Ri, Aa Ri - Ja Ri!

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Liya Paper Aur ....etc

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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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A Fresher Party Welcome Speech

{I wrote this for a friend who wanted a welcome speech. He was a sophomore and the event was a fresher's party in college WRITTEN
sometime in 2003

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behal ....etc

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Funny script in hindi and english mixing for anchoring on fresher party

Funny anchoring for fresher patyj and also in mixing in hindi and english
....etc

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go.
Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neander ....etc

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ANCHORING SCRIPT FOR A CULTURAL EVENT

Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, ....etc

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