SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go.
Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neander ....etc

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Amrit:
Hey Neha how are you?

Neha:
Hello mrit seeing you after a long time

Amrit:
Yes, we are meeting after a long time so why are you here for?

Neha:
Don t you know we have gathered here for Samanvay?

Amrit:
SAMANVAY!! what is it?

Neha:
Samanvay is the management meet organi zed by ** Institute of
Management. It endeavors to hone the entrepreneurial and managerial ski lls of the
students and offers a plethora of learning to everyone.

Amrit:
okkey that s sound great. so is this a National management Fest?

Ne ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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Anchoring tym Jokes Or Conversation Between Two Anchors
Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighne ....etc

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A Fresher Party Welcome Speech

{I wrote this for a friend who wanted a welcome speech. He was a sophomore and the event was a fresher's party in college WRITTEN
sometime in 2003

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behal ....etc

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Keep it short, sweet, and simple. Set the tone and get your attendees' attention.

Steve Jobs famously began his Stanford commencement speech with, Thank you. I am honored to be here today.., then shared a story.

This is how you get people's attention. This is how you set the tone. You show gratitude and make the event about them. ....etc

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Start of performance Song 1 (Khwaja Mere Khwaja)
Just ask UNIVERSE for help and we see wonders. That is what we call a MIRACLE
I think they have truly spread the spiritual vibes this eve creating a state of trance with their magnetic performance. I guess all our hands have become numb. But they deserve a big round of applause. APPLAUSE!!
I think their act has justified their power the name of the firm in short if any power!!
Name of the firm is the outcome of ardent Zeal; a dream & mission, a manifestation seen by the passionate eyes & ....etc

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Dear Thanthi tv,
I am Prabhuram from chennai,I have studied BE and I am musician too,right now working as musician in Chennai.
I am looking for anchoring jobs in most huge media,I can speak Tamil,Telugu,English
And looks smart and tall.
Please give me a chance to prove my talent in front of you and forward my career in thanthi tv. Thank you

Contact: +91 9790565849
E-mail id:[email protected] ....etc

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