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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain;
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!

Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Gaur Farmaiye:
Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri?
Idhar Toh Aa Ri - Ja Ri, Aa Ri - Ja Ri!

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Liya Paper Aur ....etc

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Good titles or awards for a farewell party should be light-hearted, funny, and should not be at all distastful. Unless the recipient is absolutely, 100 per cent guaranteed to understand that their title is joke, you should avoid jokey titles if they could be misconstrued as offensive or hurtful. After all, this is their farewell party, and your seniors are there to have a great evening, and to bring their time as a senior to a fitting close - you don't want to ruin it by coming up with titles that are a little bit too tongue-in-cheek.

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The Farewell Party (Hebrew: Mita Tova) is a 2014 Israeli drama film about the use of a euthanasia device, directed by Tal Granit and Sharon Maymon. It was nominated for the Ophir Award for Best Film. The film was screened in the Venice Days section of the 71st Venice International Film Festival and has been selected to be screened in the Contemporary World Cinema section at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival. The film was also screened in the 44th edition of the International Film Festival Rotterdam, reaching the second plac ....etc

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Good Morning Ladies and Gentleman!
The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this morning. Indeed very wonderful.. the vibes around tell a beautiful tale, which is truly unforgettable.
Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of this event embellish us all together.
Well, I MUSTISIN MOHIDIN shall be your host for the day..It s my great pleasure and the first and foremost duty On behalf of the Director, Teaching Staff and Students of SAFRON INSTITUTE OF COMPU ....etc

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The Farewell Party (Hebrew: Mita Tova) is a 2014 Israeli drama film about the use of a euthanasia device, directed by Tal Granit and Sharon Maymon. It was nominated for the Ophir Award for Best Film. The film was screened in the Venice Days section of the 71st Venice International Film Festival and has been selected to be screened in the Contemporary World Cinema section at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival. The film was also screened in the 44th edition of the International Film Festival Rotterdam, reaching the second place in t ....etc

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I am Nick from Imphal,I am a collage students, I am going to be an anchoring for our out going student farewells party,so kindly provide me to make some joke on this occasion.


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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
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Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to make a toast to all the new faces here. New faces that we do not know until now but would like to know. the
Same new
That belonged to us a year ago. The same new faces that, over a short period of time, will no longer be, NEW faces. But
Faces that are now for us, and yes new faces.
Well, I'm speaking on behalf of all sophomores here. Just a few lines of how we all feel right now. Here I go.
Novelty or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since Neanderthal times. The novelty for us is e ....etc

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