SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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Amrit:
Hey Neha how are you?

Neha:
Hello mrit seeing you after a long time

Amrit:
Yes, we are meeting after a long time so why are you here for?

Neha:
Don t you know we have gathered here for Samanvay?

Amrit:
SAMANVAY!! what is it?

Neha:
Samanvay is the management meet organi zed by ** Institute of
Management. It endeavors to hone the entrepreneurial and managerial ski lls of the
students and offers a plethora of learning to everyone.

Amrit:
okkey that s sound great. so is this a National management Fest?

Neha:
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Excellencies, Distinguished Delegates, Ladies and Gentlemen,

It gives me great pleasure to extend to you all a very warm welcome on behalf of the Ministry of Agriculture and Natural Resources and to say how grateful we are to FAO and the UNDP who have accepted our invitation to convene this Regional Seminar on the Reclamation and Management of Sandy Soils, here in Nicosia.

It is an opportune time to renew contacts and discuss problems of mutual interest with delegates from member countries of the Region.

It is gratifying to note that t ....etc

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WRITING FOR A UNIVERSITY FUNCTION
(Bollywood Themed Comedy)

Cycle input.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then the introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: son yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: son yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
D: are they mere liya kya laya ??
R: lo karlo baat .. gaav bases nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
D: bus sale na ye hi dosti.
A: they are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
D: son waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki ..
(PJ) this konse kapde he ki jis ....etc

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Freshers Day Quotes


Months are different in college, especially freshman year. Too much happens. Every freshman month equals six regular months they re like dog months.
Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl

Freshers Day Quotes
The world of books is the most remarkable creation of man nothing else that he builds ever lasts monuments fall; nations perish; civilization grow old and die out; new races build others. But in the world of books are volumes that have seen this happen again and again and yet live on. Still young, still as fresh as t ....etc

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go.
Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neander ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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A fresh batch of greeting

Ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces here. New faces, that we don't know so far-But wish to know.
same new
those who once belonged to a year year ago. The new faces for ashort period of time, there will be more new faces. but
They are currently facing us, and new faces of Yes.
Well, I speak for all second year students here. Just a few lines about how we all feel at the moment. Here I go.
Novelty or novelty was an intriguing and fascinating to humans since the days of the Neander ....etc

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Funny script in hindi and english mixing for anchoring on fresher party

Funny anchoring for fresher patyj and also in mixing in hindi and english
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