please provide funny anchoring script in english ..fo a college freshers party ....etc

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Independence Day Anchoring Script English-Hindi
INTRODUCTION (On Stage Ceremony Start Up )
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Anchor 1: Good afternoon everyone. The galaxy of intellectuals, esteemed directors, invited guests, teachers and our lovely students..How different is this evening., you will yourself discover as the tricolors of this Independence day unfold .
Anchor 2: So, Here we are ..All together as a school/collage (Whatever applicable) to mark another landmark of success in the history of one of the leading group of school/colleges OF (Enter ....etc

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Amrit:
Hey Neha how are you?

Neha:
Hello mrit seeing you after a long time

Amrit:
Yes, we are meeting after a long time so why are you here for?

Neha:
Don t you know we have gathered here for Samanvay?

Amrit:
SAMANVAY!! what is it?

Neha:
Samanvay is the management meet organi zed by ** Institute of
Management. It endeavors to hone the entrepreneurial and managerial ski lls of the
students and offers a plethora of learning to everyone.

Amrit:
okkey that s sound great. so is this a National management Fest?

Ne ....etc

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Good titles or awards for a farewell party should be light-hearted, funny, and should not be at all distastful. Unless the recipient is absolutely, 100 per cent guaranteed to understand that their title is joke, you should avoid jokey titles if they could be misconstrued as offensive or hurtful. After all, this is their farewell party, and your seniors are there to have a great evening, and to bring their time as a senior to a fitting close - you don't want to ruin it by coming up with titles that are a little bit too tongue-in-cheek.

Safe t ....etc

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Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
Why is it great to be a woman?
You never have more hair in your nose than on your head! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why do they call it a T.V. SET when you only get one?
They know your husband is on his way to buy another! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head o ....etc

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How Drama for Schools Works:

Initial district and/or community needs and assets inventory
One to three -year commitment agreement
Selection of a cadre of academic teachers and community partners
1st year initial training sessions in drama-based instructional strategies
Summer Intensive for optional graduate-level credit
Ongoing support and mentorship by UT graduate students and faculty
Membership to the DBI Network website
Optional 2nd and 3rd year training as co-researchers and peer leaders
Through the DFS training program, teachers ....etc

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go.
Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neander ....etc

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hello..I am taranum sultana from bangalore..i am doin engineering in telecommunication at dr.ait..i want to do a project based on the above topic so can you please help me..?? or any other topic related to my stream??
i would be happier to do project in wireless and netwoking fields..
thank u.. ....etc

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Funny script in hindi and english mixing for anchoring on fresher party

Funny anchoring for fresher patyj and also in mixing in hindi and english
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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
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Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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