Excellencies, Distinguished Delegates, Ladies and Gentlemen,

It gives me great pleasure to extend to you all a very warm welcome on behalf of the Ministry of Agriculture and Natural Resources and to say how grateful we are to FAO and the UNDP who have accepted our invitation to convene this Regional Seminar on the Reclamation and Management of Sandy Soils, here in Nicosia.

It is an opportune time to renew contacts and discuss problems of mutual interest with delegates from member countries of the Region.

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
Why is it great to be a woman?
You never have more hair in your nose than on your head! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why do they call it a T.V. SET when you only get one?
They know your husband is on his way to buy another! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head o ....etc

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Good titles or awards for a farewell party should be light-hearted, funny, and should not be at all distastful. Unless the recipient is absolutely, 100 per cent guaranteed to understand that their title is joke, you should avoid jokey titles if they could be misconstrued as offensive or hurtful. After all, this is their farewell party, and your seniors are there to have a great evening, and to bring their time as a senior to a fitting close - you don't want to ruin it by coming up with titles that are a little bit too tongue-in-cheek.

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Amrit:
Hey Neha how are you?

Neha:
Hello mrit seeing you after a long time

Amrit:
Yes, we are meeting after a long time so why are you here for?

Neha:
Don t you know we have gathered here for Samanvay?

Amrit:
SAMANVAY!! what is it?

Neha:
Samanvay is the management meet organi zed by ** Institute of
Management. It endeavors to hone the entrepreneurial and managerial ski lls of the
students and offers a plethora of learning to everyone.

Amrit:
okkey that s sound great. so is this a National management Fest?

Neha:
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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, ....etc

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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
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Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
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r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
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Good evening everyone
and a very warm welcome to all those new pretty faces.

I feel deeply obliged having the oppurtunity to address our juniors.

You guys are starting for a journey that we just have completed
but life..
life is an endless journey
it has no end , but milestones
definitely yes milestones
And completing your graduation from this college will certainly be a memorable milestone .

So fasten up your shoe laces and buckle up your belts for the journey ahead , because the best part of your life is waiting for you .

I must intro ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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