Anchoring tym Jokes Or Conversation Between Two Anchors
Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighne ....etc

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Good Morning Ladies and Gentleman!
The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this morning. Indeed very wonderful.. the vibes around tell a beautiful tale, which is truly unforgettable.
Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of this event embellish us all together.
Well, I MUSTISIN MOHIDIN shall be your host for the day..It s my great pleasure and the first and foremost duty On behalf of the Director, Teaching Staff and Students of SAFRON INSTITUTE OF COMPU ....etc

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I would like to tell you my experience. When I was cooler, I was very scared of ragging and did not know any other guy at my university. Freshers were invited to the freshers party at a club that was out of town. I had not even heard of that club. We had some wonderful older people who made us feel part of the group. Yes, they did the ungainly part, but then it was all fun. We were not intimidated by them. In fact, I made friends for life. I do not remember the catchy phrase they used or attractive in the party. What I remember is that I was ab ....etc

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About International Women's Day (8 March)

International Women's Day (March 8) is a global day celebrating the social, economic, cultural and political achievements of women. The day also marks a call to action for accelerating gender parity.

International Women's Day (IWD) has been observed since in the early 1900's - a time of great expansion and turbulence in the industrialized world that saw booming population growth and the rise of radical ideologies. International Women's Day is a collective day of global celebration and a call for g ....etc

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to raise a toast to all the new faces in here. New faces that we don t know till now but would wish to know. The
same new
faces that once belonged to us an year ago. The same new faces that, over ashort period of time, will no more be, 'NEW' faces. But
faces they are now to us, and yes new faces.
Well, I speak on behalf of all the second year students here. Just a few lines of how we all feel at this juncture. Here I go.
Newness or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since the Neander ....etc

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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai.

SANU MAURYA
VILL.KATGHAR LALGANJ AZAMGARH
DISTT. AZAMGARH
STATE..U.P.276202
MY OFFICE NAME..WESTERN TRAVELS@TOURS
UNOIN BANK LALGANJ AZAMGARH
Pho..05463265052
Mob.8858749444 ....etc

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I am Nick from Imphal,I am a collage students, I am going to be an anchoring for our out going student farewells party,so kindly provide me to make some joke on this occasion.


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SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION
(Theme- Bollywood comedy)

Entry on cycle.
1.
Song: Do mastane chale jindgi banane.
2.
Then introduction (rohit sharma)
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai.
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai
d: are mere liya kya laya??
r: lo karlo baat..gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti.
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar.
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki..
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum fori ....etc

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Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to make a toast to all the new faces here. New faces that we do not know until now but would like to know. the
Same new
That belonged to us a year ago. The same new faces that, over a short period of time, will no longer be, NEW faces. But
Faces that are now for us, and yes new faces.
Well, I'm speaking on behalf of all sophomores here. Just a few lines of how we all feel right now. Here I go.
Novelty or novelty has been intriguing and fascinating to man since Neanderthal times. The novelty for us is e ....etc

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BOTH--A very good afternoon to all of you.

Kavya -I m Kavya

Kapil- and I m Kapil Mahajan

Both- Your host and dost for this afternoon.

Kavya- Before entering into second round, we would like to congratulate you all for your
selections in the second round.

Kapil-This round is called as

BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES
and is sub-divided into three parts:-

Kavya- First part of this round comprises a quiz named
who am I?
in which you will be given
some clues to answer and some
PRINT ADS
to recognize.

Ka ....etc

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