Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
Why is it great to be a woman?
You never have more hair in your nose than on your head! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why do they call it a T.V. SET when you only get one?
They know your husband is on his way to buy another! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head o ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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Good evening everyone
and a very warm welcome to all those new pretty faces.

I feel deeply obliged having the oppurtunity to address our juniors.

You guys are starting for a journey that we just have completed
but life..
life is an endless journey
it has no end , but milestones
definitely yes milestones
And completing your graduation from this college will certainly be a memorable milestone .

So fasten up your shoe laces and buckle up your belts for the journey ahead , because the best part of your life is waiting for you .

I must intro ....etc

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Amrit:
Hey Neha how are you?

Neha:
Hello mrit seeing you after a long time

Amrit:
Yes, we are meeting after a long time so why are you here for?

Neha:
Don t you know we have gathered here for Samanvay?

Amrit:
SAMANVAY!! what is it?

Neha:
Samanvay is the management meet organi zed by ** Institute of
Management. It endeavors to hone the entrepreneurial and managerial ski lls of the
students and offers a plethora of learning to everyone.

Amrit:
okkey that s sound great. so is this a National management Fest?

Neha:
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Freshers Day Quotes


Months are different in college, especially freshman year. Too much happens. Every freshman month equals six regular months they re like dog months.
Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl

Freshers Day Quotes
The world of books is the most remarkable creation of man nothing else that he builds ever lasts monuments fall; nations perish; civilization grow old and die out; new races build others. But in the world of books are volumes that have seen this happen again and again and yet live on. Still young, still as fresh as t ....etc

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Excellencies, Distinguished Delegates, Ladies and Gentlemen,

It gives me great pleasure to extend to you all a very warm welcome on behalf of the Ministry of Agriculture and Natural Resources and to say how grateful we are to FAO and the UNDP who have accepted our invitation to convene this Regional Seminar on the Reclamation and Management of Sandy Soils, here in Nicosia.

It is an opportune time to renew contacts and discuss problems of mutual interest with delegates from member countries of the Region.

It is gratifying to note that t ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, ....etc

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Anchor-1: Good Evening ! Ladies and Gentleman!, The galaxy of intellectuals, your Excellency, invited guests, teachers and my dear friends how different is this evening. Dear audience, you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold !

Well, my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal, Teaching Staff and Students, we welcome you all to our ANNUAL DAY FUNCTION



Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr Biren Nanda, the Indian Ambassador To Indonesia, - Sir ....etc

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Hello,
Share which is your favourite song?
I like baby by Justin.Kobo Touch Review ....etc

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